With all my due respect to some of the various laws in this world, I still don't understand why this bothers you. Somewhere in Texas (or is it Louisiana) oral sex is illegal. Do you think it is bad to have oral sex in Texas (if it were illegal)? (this source (http://www.crazylaws.com/) even states that oral sex is illegal in SF).

I'd suggest to have a more reasonable attitude towards the weirdnesses of our times...